Senator Blutarsky's Security Detail

Players:
Stratton Edwards
Dan Dimendberg

Seeding: #1 Seed in Janesville, WI Region
First Round Opponent: Winner of Play-In Game

Previous Tournament History:
2005: Lost in the Sweet 16 (Received a 1st round bye to get to the Sweet 16)
2006: Lost in the Elite 8

Bio:
In the early 1980’s Connecticut sporting a quite prominent protrusion in its southwest caught the eye of a fetching young lass named Israel. Israel was a bit coy but Connecticut won her over and 9 month later Dan “Dimmy” Dimendberg was born. Dimmy grew to be nearly half the size of his mother(land) and took after his uncle Ireland. On his 16th birthday he took a trip to Tennessee, Jack Daniels didn’t produce a bottle of whiskey for 6 months. After high school Dimmy thought long and hard but ultimately he had to decide to be a gypsy tramp or thief. Dimmy opted for a gypsy and the rest is history.

In 1980 law still had not come to Indian Territory, now know as Oklahoma. Stratton Edwards was born into that lawless land of stagecoaches, saloons and brothels. He was immediately at home. At 16 he found himself on the streets of Calcutta. Having caught the eye of a young woman he was a tamed man. Giving up lawlessness he spent time in law school and then returned to the U.S. Unfortunately, his degree from Durka-Hindu Law School only qualified him to drive a cab. Stratton is hoping that the 28,500 Rupee prize money can put him on the fast track to a job as a Camp Counselor at Camp Firewood.